i was listening to a sales call today, and it basically made my brain so surprised that it came all the way out of my head. in the form of a geometric proof, it would look something like this.
theorem: the internet is magic (this is actually true. the internet is magic. it is also a mercury-laced baseball that travels at the speed of sound. bet this.)
theorem: mcdonald's is the internet (also true. i was there earlier)
conclusion: mcdonald's is a magic educational internet portal.
if i were lying, i would tell you, but i'm not lying. i actually heard old eli salesman tell someone that if they signed on with him they could take part in "magical education" at "mickey d's." these are direct quotes. i ran outside and died and then came back to life and then laughed. it was nuts.
also, this dude quoted finding nemo earlier, so we know he can be trusted. i thought for a second he was prank calling retarded people, but then i realized a lot of people around here quote austin powers and austin powers 2, so all bets are off. bleak, huh?
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