1. i saw a co-worker outside smoking cigarettes and his wrist was wrapped as if broken and he was wearing a plastic bag on his head. shit seemed like it meant sense to him, so i didn't argue.
2. there is a man who works somewhere in my building named doctor yo ho. this was confirmed when a man who i think is named mitch told everyone "dr. yo ho can't be in two places at the same time." no fucking way, mitch. dr. yo ho doesn't own a body duplicating teleportation device? i find this pretty goddam hard to believe.
