Friday, April 25, 2008

a tale of two cubicle decorations

one day, someone had a conversation in their head that went like this: "hmmm. i think today i'll finally get around to that lifesize drawing of robin williams' face that i've been meaning to do for so long." i know this to be true because, much to my surprise, i was just eyeball-to-eyeball with goddamn none other than the man who brought us mrs. doubtfire. it was actually a pretty decent rendering. looked like the artist used some kind of soft lead pencil for the job. probably the right choice. it was, however, laminated which kind of threw me for a loop. i would think that victories such as this one would be framed. or, more specifically, framed and hanging on a museum wall.

less impressive (though equally jarring) was the dickhead who photoshopped his face and his friend's face onto the bodies of two members of the boo-yaa t.r.i.b.e. question: at what point in your life is it okay to photoshop your face onto a picture of the boo-yaa t.r.i.b.e. answer: never.

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