well, up until about 1:45 it looked like the guy who was wearing the enormous high tops that probably would've kept him grounded in a zero gravity chamber was going to take home the title. i've seen the dude before, and he's got a pretty normal gait, but those shoes made him walk like somebody just kicked the shit out of his feet.
anyhow, the winner of today's outfit award goes to the guy who somehow found every pair of shorts i owned in the sixth grade, cut them up and then made a shirt out of them. he looked like a human mandala. he was also smugly puffing away on a cigar, which certainly didn't hurt.
also, to the people who run the march of dimes raffle: i'm really sorry i keep on stealing your pens. i honestly don't mean to. it just kind of happens. also, to the girl who was wearing the genie outfit yesterday: i'm really sorry you didn't win outfit of the day; you probably deserved it, but i just saw you too late. also, to the guy who told me i had "perfect hackey-sacking shoes": you're a douche.
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