dog bites fruit

well, dog the karaoke hunter just went out-and-out autistic on the cafe area. dude cold stood in the middle of the room holding up a blender saying "you want blueberry, well, i got cherry." he repeated it about 3 to 14 times, so i'm assuming shit was serious. also, i noticed recently that when thomas kincaid lets him dress himself, dog goes black on black on black. true statement maker, that guy. i think it's time one of my female readers takes one for the team and goes on a date with him. i feel like we gotta figure out a) how many vin diesel posters he owns and b) whether he hangs all of them up at once or rotates them museum-style. my guess is b. if you're sophisticated enough to wear gold hoop earrings, you're sophisticated enough to know that two or three posters of XXX, scattered delicately around the house, more than suffices.

no deserving outfit winners today, unfortunately. there was one lady who looked like the set-up to a joke whose punchline is "a skunk wearing fingernail polish" but that's actually not too out of the ordinary around these parts.