i was just outside and the savage almost came and talked to me. this would've easily shot to the top of my "worst things that happened to me today" list, but, oddly, he decided against sharing whatever useless information was tooling around in his brain piece with me. he walks like a confident hunchback, which really gives me the willies. once he recommended a tv show on paranormal activity to me. i actually tried watching it, but, as i suspected, it was unwatchable.
narcotized pelt lady had a visitor earlier today, which is always exciting. at some point in the conversation the visitor proclaimed "i'm pretty anal about a lot of things," which really cracked me up. i'd like to think that this was a stark confession of the visitor's sexual tendencies and that pelt was either a) totally unphased by it or b) too busy cooking up new and creative ways to get back at her ex-husband to pay it any mind. i'm about 135% confident that i could tell her that i'm pretty into jungle cat-on-girl videos and she would respond with a blank stare and an alimony update.
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